Well well and more well. Sure been a log time since my sarcastic fine ass has blogged. Well bitches its your lucky day because I beleive gus is coming and I am having that kind of day. As I have said all along I cannot stand the human race most days. We are mean selfish and judemental. I swear as so much as pee a little in my panties and I swear a intervention is staged and judgment is passed.
I post on facebook my feelings and I swear the moment I hit publish the pope calls me and is like whats wrong. Society ,I want to scream....
So tonight is all about statements and questions that tick my ass the fuck off. Dont ask me to eleborate on here. You guys might have took over my freedom of crazy on fb but you wont on my blog. I mean it...
So sit back and listen to the things I despise and have the big bull balls to say while you just think it.....
1. Weather Panic
Dear Society,
If you live in Nebraka,Iowa,Colorado need I go on it FUCKING SNOWS AND SNOWS ALOT. No need to canel school, close early or miss work. I dont give a rats hairy ass if I dont drive, I still have am in a car and have to get their just like your high and mighty asses. No need to go to the store and bunker down just because Jim the fuck pussy flowers said it was going to snow. Also dont clog fb with panic that is not true. I love the ones where Chad and I are out in our Flinstone car and the world is like OMG I am stuck in my house, lord Jesus the end is near. Also if you are a guy and freak out , make sure your dick hasnt vanished and grow another one real quick.
2. Weight Talk
Dear Woman of Society,
Yes I know its ok for sloppy ponys, sweatshirts and desperate housewive attire at all times but being fat is against your religion. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OMG I gained 5 pounds and ate a mm I found on the floor I feel like shit and my clothes dont fit. I am fat and I love to eat. I dont want to listen to you whine one day that you are on a diet just to watch you eat a small child and drink a 6 pack the other day. I dont care how many calories cheese fries have and I would rather be fat than ever drink diet ande yes ladies I know I know, you like it better blah blah. This is my favorite weight talk of all time : I wear DH attire because at birth I weighed 8 pounds and now I am sad to say I weigh 100 at the age of 30. SHUT UP
3. Money
Dear Society
If I want to pay a clown to do a dance for me while wearing a tu tu.. I will. Please dont tell me well you shop alot. I do, omg thanks for telling me that. Guess what all people spend their money on stuff. Some spend it on clothes, hookers, carwashes, sex, eletronics, kids stuff,beer and other drugs, need I go on. If I need to vent to you about money, just shut the fuck up and let me. Dont judge me,or I will gladly point out your money issues.
4. Being Loud
Dear Society,
Heres my motto:
I am loud, mouthy, then I cry. Dont tell me I cant be me. Did I offend thee? Sure hope I fucking did. You all do it too, the only difference is you do it behind your closed doors. Dont tell me I am loud, I was born loud and telling me makes me want to stab you with a fork.
5. Wheres your coat?
Dear Society,
My coat is at the store. I dont get cold and I dont wear jackets. I swear I get asked that 100x an hour. At first it wasnt annoying now I am like shut the fuck up. I dont need a coat, I am 37 I can tell if I am cold or not.
Jaded Diva is hungry and bitchy so read my top 5 and feel free to comment but please dont expect me to eleborate on who what when and where..
HAPPY READING BITCHES.......
