February 7, 2012

Funny or offensive?

I consider myself open minded. I am liberal with most stuff. Some of my views are conservative but I try very hard to not shove that down someones throat.
When I first met Chad,my husband 14 years ago one thing that I fell in love with him was his non judgment of anyone. Race, weight, politics, all that. I can say honestly that is still one thing about him that makes my heart flutter. Its a trait I have a trait he has and one I sure wish we as a nation had. But we dont and behind close doors folks it sure shows.

Now before I get going I wont lie, I am bold and blunt but first to admit I am uper sensitve and take things too personal. But this stuff bugs me bad and it does Chad too even though he is less vocal about it.

When is a joke or an innocent comment taken too far? I mean I hear it daily, mostly about black people and I am sorry it offends me. My sister in law is bi racial my nieces are bi racial and my best friend who is like family to me is married to a black man and they have 3 bi racial beautiful children. I love them very much and when I am around that and hear innocent jokes I get defensive and I want to remove myself from the situation. It bothers Chad too and I am the more vocal one so I get my daggers out and want to say listen thats not funny.

Is it innocent? I mean really would this people make the same comments if a black person was in the room. I truly think not. I love this comment, oh I am not racist, then you are with them and boom the N word is said and its the funniest thing ever to them. I truly think no one should speak that word. But sorry as white people that word is racist, so in my mind when you say it in a joke or not, you are in that category. I dont dig that and wont choose to be around that. I know we are in 2012 and its freedom of speech but hatred infruiates me.

My feelings about these jokes just dont stop at the color of someones skin. I dont like the gay jokes, the fat jokes, the mentally challenged jokes,they are just not funny. It hurts, and its stupid. I see it more daily and I dont know why people feel they can just say it behind closed doors. Like as long as you are behind your closed doors its ok. No its not, that just makes you a coward. I love closet haters the best. They go to church, live what seems this perfect life. But behind close doors they wear their wives panties eat poop and talk about all of society that isnt ideal to them.

It is what it is, I know that but it hurts me and I sure wish one day it would go away. But I am not dumb its only going to get worse. Its sad, what these closet haters just might pass down to their kids if they have them.

As I write this blog I am taken back a few years ago at therapy. Chad and I are in there and my therapist asks both of us to name one trait we love about each other. Chad said the way Lisa has sympathy for all people and events even if they do bad. I said the way Chad doesnt judge anyone. I can openly say that 3 years later that is our same answer. I dont know how anyone can be ok with thinking speaking etc. that way , but knowing me, my husband and my son Tyler dont do that is all I need to know.

Too bad thats 3 out of a zillion.

January 10, 2012

NEW YEARS IRRITATIONS

Well I am not sure about you guys but this diva is fucking glad that 2011 and the holidays are over. The happiest time of our lives, yeah right. If your name is Nick and Mariah or Jay-z and Beyonce it is. Not for us middle class paycheck to paycheck living dudes and bitches. It sucks its stressful and when you dont have plastic to use to pay for stuff its downright maniac with stress about money.
So I welcome 2012. But as with any new year are all the white people I call them resolutions. The ones where you want to punch the person in the face that is saying it. So since sarcasm is my middle name here are some of Divas New Years irritation.

1. Yep you guessed it the I need to lose weight one. Ok so broads you always do this from June to September fixate on it freak out about it and think only being skinny= pretty. Then September hits and you all put your fat pants on strapped on your feed bag and a added one for alcohol and hence you were pretty again. You had friends sex dates men and all was good. All this while wearing ss and ponies. Ok here comes Jan 1st you wake up, go pee and say WTF my life is miserable, damn it if only i wasnt fat. So the feed bag comes off the alky bag put away for 6 months and its back to all the fucking irritating my life is terrible because I weight 129.0 talk. Yep go ahead ladies get your starve on, my fine fat ass is going eat and enjoy life. Life is too short, eat dessert and shut the fuck up. Fine you think your life will change thats great but I promise you I and a few others dont want to hear you talk about it 24-7. Half of you will be searcing the trash at 1201 jan31 for your fucking feed bag anywoo so fail on assholes.
2. Tax Time for peeps with kids- Yes I get it, you used your vagina as a atm and I get it you are going to get back 1.2 million dollars. Fine great well I didnt choose to populate the earth and have 100 small booger eating screaming kids so shut the fuck up. I pay for all the non working moms too so why doesnt my ass get back that much. My husband works his ass off weekly and he doesnt get that much back. Newsflash having kids doesnt give you any special treatment. You are no better than me. You shouldnt get to live off the state, get more money than me each year and for fucks sake I cannot stand woman who use their kids to get out of work. YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE KIDS, DEAL WITH IT. They are pricey DEAL WITH IT. JUST DEAL WITH IT OR STOP PRODUCING.
3. Unhealthy minds-Each new year everyone tries to think they know it all and shove their thoughts down your throat. I have been in therapy now for 7 years and each year I get a tad more mind healthy. So I really wish these fake asses would shut their faces. I mean I get asked the most just rudest stuff. I dont get it, what gives you the right to ask me such stuff. I will tell you if I want and if not then I probably didnt want your ass to know. Half of the time people only want to know for they can get a big old size woody knowing my life drama when their life sucks. This world gets off on drama and anytime people can see a confident content person and break them down they have a silent orgasm I swear.

Trust me I could go on for days just bitching about who what and where pisses me off but this diva is going go sit her ass down and watch some diva.
Peace out and just think this, WTF will diva say next. As Bam Margera says, WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT TOO.
TILL NEXT BITCHES, GO EAT SOME RICE CAKES, CHANGE A DIAPER AND TELL SOMEONE HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIFE. YOU ARE GOOD AT THAT.