In my life there are so many things that raise my blood pressure. Probably the one that raises it the most is men that are disrespectful to their wives or girlfriends. Men at times are so tacky and horny that they make me want to take a machete and chop their cock off. Porn, playboy and strip clubs are so disgusting to me and I dont get why men go or why woman let them go. What really blows my mind is their woman who go their with them. Wow great I want my man rock hard BECAUSE some skanky acne faced hoe is shoving her tits in his face or rubbing her ass on his cock. Ladies please save your well he is going home with me, not her. Ok wow yep that makes it all better.
Now the first person who says this to me will get told off so listen to this part right now. Yes all men and woman look and lust after the oppposite sex or hex the same sex. Its human nature and I know I do. I also know my hubby does. But in front of me or around me or vice versa oh fuck no. That is talk that goes on betweeen guys and other guys or gals and their gal pals. I would also light my man on fire if we were out and about and he said OMG Lisa that girl is fine. Now maybe if you are a desperate housewife and leave the house looking like a cross betweoon Roise O Donnell and Meatloafl maybe its ok with you if your man sports a woody over the town skank. Not this diva, I take too much pride in my appearance chubbyness and all to feel disrespected like that.
Now let me move on to these dirty girls. I love when they say well if their wives took of their men they wouldnt look at us or have to come here. Whats that you ****? I am a wife who is gladly proud to give my man a car wash. I also am I wife who looks nice daily and may I throw in this for shits and giggles, I got boobs that go on for days and their are all mine hoes :) .Shit I even got a video on good car wash giving from my girl Kitty and I must say this girl gives a premium car wash if I dont say so myself. So dirty girl go change your tampon cuz your string is showing out of your nasty crotch and quit ruining marriages. Woman quit working at these places , and show the young girls of the world woman are more than tits and ass.
I have one more thing to ponder. Why are some downrigth ugly inside and out girls so popluar with men? Like good looking decent even? I mean I know men are sex freaks but will they really stick their car in any garage just for a quick lay?
I know only one of my friends will agree with this post and I know she wont even read it. I cant even get her on Facebook. Damn you M LOL
JD Words of Wisdom: Men please stop being dirty pigs. Oink Oink. Stop idolizing Hugh Hefner and ask your WIFE tonight for a car wash. Woman stop going to these places with your men and give more car washes. Dirty girls, go the fuck away and my best piece of advice, if your Aunt Flow has come to visit call in sick you dirty white trash bitches.
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