Top 25

Somedays I literally cannot stand when people simply breath.  Today is one of those days. So tonight my blog is dedicated to the top 25 reasons this world sucks ass.

1. Britney Spears made a come back
2. Applebees is still open and proudly serving
3. Dr Phil has a show and people actually go on it and take his advice
4. Sweatpants are still around and make quite the fashion statement for desperate housewives on weekends
5. Ted Danson is back on TV
6. Todd and Tyler have a radio show
7. Hugh Hefner is still alive
8. Sluts hoes and hookers still exist
9. Some people dont like Obama but have no idea why
10. Cats arent extinct
11. The word Fuck isnt part of all conversations
12. The Iphone changes him to Jim and new to Jew, really Apple, really?
13. Work days arent Thursday and Friday 10AM-2PM
14. I have to hear the Have you called Jenny yet TV ads
15. Some step parents have NO BOUNDARIES
16. Teenageres are assholes
17. You cant pick your family
18. The show Desperate Housewives ends after this season
19. Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Love Hewitt are called by 3 names and this Diva has not flying shark tank why
20. Reeese Witherspoon and Ryan P didnt get back together
21. Gary and Amber always seem to get back together
22. The rich keep getting richer and I keep getting notices
23. There isnt a press 3 to I want to speak to a live human fucking breathing talking person you dumb bitch option on automated lines
24. Cox Cable and NFM are still in buisness
And for my grand finale...
25. The world is full of stupid people!

JD Words of Wisdom (Thanks to Dawn S)
'Never Sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it"
Amen mother truckers a the folding chair Amen